I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
