There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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