im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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