my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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