I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We left the knife in your bed.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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