Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
