At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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