Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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