is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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