I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
