I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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