Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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