you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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