I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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