Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
