This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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