you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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