People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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