i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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