he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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