I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She's the barista slut.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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