Need sex. Gaining weight.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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