We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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