Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
