Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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