call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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