is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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