were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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