You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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