Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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