Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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