I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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