How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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