I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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