I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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