im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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