It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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