I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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