Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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