do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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