youre lurking in front of me
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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