doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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