Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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