I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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