Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
