haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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