Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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