how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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