Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Randomize
