I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Two words: nipple clamps
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