Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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